Epigram For Wall Street

by Edgar Allan Poe — a poem card from Justes Mots

A witty satirical epigram mocking Wall Street greed by proposing a ridiculous scheme to multiply money through folding banknotes. The poem uses absurdist logic and deliberate wordplay to critique financial excess and gullibility. Its humorous tone and clever rhyming make it suitable as a lighthearted gift or greeting for those who appreciate ironic social commentary.

I'll tell you a plan for gaining wealth,
Better than banking, trade or leases,
Take a bank note and fold it up,
And then you will find your money in creases!
This wonderful plan, without danger or loss,
Keeps your cash in your hands, where nothing can trouble it;
And every time that you fold it across,
'Tis as plain as the light of the day that you double it!…

Themes: birthday · friendship · encouragement